Monday 1 June 2015

Funny Full Forms of IT Companies, Country, Study and Etc.

WIFE                -    WONDERFUL INSTRUMENT FOR ENJOYMENT.


IBM                  -    Implicitly Boring Machines

BAAN               -    Beggars Association and Nerds

HUGHES          -    Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

AT&T                -    All Troubles & Terrible

INFOSYS          -   Inferior Offline Systems

ORACLE          -   On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees

WIPRO             -   Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

NIIT                  -    Not Interested in IT

SATYAM          -   Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

PARAM            -   Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

C-DOT              -   Coffee During Office Timings

TCS                   -   Totally Confusing Solutions

CMC                 -   Coffee, Meals and Comfort

DEC                  -   Drifting & Exhausted Computers

BFL                   -   Brainwash First and Let them go

TISL                  -   Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

PSI                     -   Peculiar Symptoms of India

HCL                  -    Hidden Costs & Losses

MASTEK         -    Mad And Stupid Technitians Enroute to Kabaarkhana

PATNI              -   Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments

BPL                   -   Bewada Pike Ludakgaya

LLB                   -   Laal Lugdewali Bai

MBBS               -   Miya Biwi Bachchon Samet

BSNL                -   Bahar Sadakpar Nikalkar Laga OR Bhul Se Na Lena

MBA                 -   Member of Bhikari Association

NRI                   -   Non Reliable Indians OR Na Raha Indian

DELL                -   Deplorable Equipment and Lack Luster

ICIM                 -   Impossible Computers In Maintenance

HP                     -   Hen Packed

HUGHES          -   Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

CRAY               -   Cry Repeatedly After An Year

SUN                  -   Surely Useless Novelties

PCL                   -   Poor Computers Limited

TUL                   -   Troubles Un Limited

U.S.A.                -    under skirt area/adventure

RUSSIA            -    rpae until she screams in agony

AFRICA           -   after fcuking rest in cool air

PARIS              -    principal allows raping in school

BOMBAY        -    both of my balls are yours

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